This is basically the original 200 question Purity Test that I javascriptized for automated scoring. I also "modernized" several questions.

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Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges, understands, and agrees that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that their partner's condition vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and previous use, that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers (pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to customers not copulating in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time, even to customers copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent and other risks are part of the sport and exist in your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your sex object, the user of the partner agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability and further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result from the customer's use of the partner's facilities.

As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the customer understands and agrees (1) that in the event of a transfer of use by another or anything else in the management's opinion is misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked without refund; (2) that the partner is the property of the harem and, upon request, he/she must be presented to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3) that sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate.

Your sexual partner is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A., sections 2581 and 2582.

Instructions for Use

This is a fairly short test consisting of two hundred (200 , CC , B1 , 10 Roman 16 11001000 , 310 ) questions. It starts out tame and gets progressively 2 8 worse, or better, depending on your viewpoint. There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however we feel that the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one (1 , I , 1 , 1 , 1 ) (read my 10 Roman 2 8 16 lips: one) copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (No doubt lots of writing implements and paper would be useful, too.) The person with the copy of the test will be the test administrator; he/she will read the questions out loud and everybody else will write down their answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers, that is up to the group to decide; however, each person's purity score should be made common knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home without it.

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood infancy. Anything that may have happened before such time is considered not standing and void; it's a null point. The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you masturbating someone else, not exclusively someone masturbating you AND you masturbating them. We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex has occurred when you and/or your partner (of the same sex) have an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of you and those of your partner.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score, even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.

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II. Warranty Information

We hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come with a warranty, nor does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better in bed or the haystack.

The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or damages resulting from this test, including but not limited to, paternity suits. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.

Do not take apart; there are no user serviceable parts inside.

Propagate (this test) at will, even without the written permission of the publisher; just don't edit or change it. In reproducing this test, the authors of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you, your immediate family, or fiance(e). You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from state to state. (i.e. inebriated)

Not recommended for children under twelve. Parental guidance discouraged and frowned upon. Pencils, additional paper, and batteries not included. Some assembly may be required. Does not come with any other figures.

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